The Neo-Randomness

afternoonsnoozebutton:

Well this is depressing

(Source: uglycatt)

Overlord Manatee is so perfect.

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

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sofapizza:

“most accurate auto-correct ever” (via)

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10knotes:

 

omfg

(Source: pamiwillendyou)

if this eggplant gets less than 5 million notes i’m going to be so upset

Fewer than 5 million notes. Fewer. Not less.

I believe that it is called an  aubergine. 

IN AMERICA WE LET EGGS BE PLANTS BECAUSE FREEDOM

In Britain we let those AUBERGINES live once we heal them with our FREE HEALTH CARE

NOBODY CARES, ENGLAND

at least America came up with their own word and didn’t steal ours

you used the wrong flag France

(Source: tltty, via realkimmygibbler)